Welcome, fellow taco enthusiasts, to the Council of Tacos. We're not just a group, we're a movement. A movement of individuals dedicated to the pursuit of taco perfection, and the responsible consumption of all things taco-related.
Our prophet, El Jefe, has foreseen a future where the world is united under the banner of the almighty taco. And we, his disciples, aim to bring about that future with unwavering commitment and unrelenting passion.